Hax Return

CONTROLS:
WASD       - move
leftclick  - interact, cancel view
shift/ctrl - sprint

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 ░███   ░██       OS:            Elster Unix
░██░██ ░██        Kernel:        Godot 4.6.1
 ░███ ░██         Maintainer:    Lisa, Alice, Tea
     ░██          Audio Server:  thejagaimo
    ░██ ░███      File System:   biestibelzer
   ░██ ░██░██     Packages:      2026.03 gdw
  ░██   ░███      Host:          games-AHEAD
                  Terminal:      calligaris-terminal
                  Uptime:        5 days, 12 hours
                  CPU:           Intel 8080
                  GPU:           Compatibility
                  Memory:        348 MiB 

✨ Slop Disclaimer: All art assets were hand-made. Coding LLMs were briefly used for internal tooling & inspiration, but not a single AI generated line of code will run during playtime. The code is full of slop nonetheless, but that is due to game jam limitations and sleep deprival. Have fun breaking the game :)